Deafening And Awesome

By Ginger | September 13, 2009

Just a quickie to say that rehearsals are sounding fucking immense.

I honestly thought it would take us ages to get these new songs together, but within a couple of days we’ve nailed the bastards and are polishing their little extremities like well loved nubbins of the rock apocalypse, or would that be rockalypse? Actually no it wouldn’t, as it is crap.

Think we may well just go with your idea of playing the album in its entirety, then come back on and play a bunch of more well known songs as the encore.

It could be really weird to have everyone stand gawping at us, not dancing, not going nuts, but staring like an audition for some competition you already kinda won. Or maybe it won’t? Maybe it’ll be as sexy as a stripper dressed as a rabbit? Actually strippers don’t dress, or else they’d be called dressers. And then they’d have to rename the wooden things you put clothes in. Then the universe would start making odd new sounds as it spins on its plinth and we’d all be fucked.

I think you know what I’m saying, and I think you know what language I’m saying it in.

Yeah, that’s right. The language of severe volume.

Will write more when this fucking whistling in my head stops.

See you at the front.

Ouch!

Gx

35 responses to “Deafening And Awesome”

  1. iddsy says:

    cant fuckin wait!!!! roll on the 1st

  2. Martin Hayes says:

    cant fuckin wait!!!! roll on the 25th. Yep thats the trend everyone. Put you cant fucking wait, then the date of the gig you’re attending, Coz lets be honest, Christmas is crap nowadays and this is the most we’ve looked forward to something since wanking was invented.

  3. Seb says:

    cant fuckin wait!!!! roll on the 26th.
    Ah, great… the trend is your friend :-) C’mon, next one please!

  4. tezzabloke says:

    CANT FUCKIN WAIT!!!ROLL ON NOTTINGHAM ON THE 19TH.ME AND THE MRS TO BE VIX ARE GOING AS A PRE WEDDING GIG AS WE ARE GETTING HITCHED 2 WEEKS LATER.SO MAKE IT LOUD,MAKE IT PROUD AND GIVE US A SHOUT IF YOU CAN!!!!CHEERS!!!

  5. Kenny Barker says:

    CANT FUCKIN WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROLL ON THE 1ST WOOP WOOP!

    I Really wanna hear Nita Nitro otherwise i might set fire to myself.

  6. Wez says:

    if this album is played in full…..i will be one happy fucking camper

  7. Jamierock says:

    Cant fuckin wait!!!! Roll on the 18th,21st and 22nd!!! This tour is the most exciting thing ever! Fact!

  8. gallifrey seven says:

    CAN’T FUCKING WAIT!!! Roll on the 17th!!! 3 days!!!

    According to that nice Stephen Fry and the QI elves, sex and drugs were only invented to pass the time until The Wildhearts came into existence.

    PS – Wez: You let the side down mate. Any more of that and you’re on the bench for the next game.

  9. Armitage says:

    “then come back on and play a bunch of more well known songs as the encore.” but that’ll mean the encore will be at least an hour!!?
    It’s gonna be great!

  10. nadj says:

    C.F.W!! R.O.T.28th!

  11. Melx says:

    nice….. looking forward to Thursday. :)

  12. Melx says:

    p.s. and don’t worry, there won’t be anything weird about it, it will be great.

  13. Gaz says:

    Can’t fucking wait!!! Roll on the 22nd!!!

    Open with Chutzpah Jnr, please????

    Don’t think i have been this excited in the run up to a gig ever!

  14. Iain Smith says:

    If they do in fact play the album in it’s entirety, will they play the UK or the Japanese version????

    Cos personally i couldnt imagine the album being without the 4 extra tracks on the Japanese version.

    oh..yeah…..CAN’T…..FUCKING…..WAIT…..27th!!

  15. Damian says:

    CFW FTW OMG WTF

    Sorry.

  16. Wez says:

    @gallifrey

    i meant i cant wait to hear the album live lol

    forgive me it was too early to be at a PC hahaha

    :)

  17. Andy says:

    Result! Just you try and stop us singing along to the new stuff!

  18. Fat Bloke says:

    I’m gonna be dancing naked to the new album. Watch out for my sweaty tits.

  19. Alison says:

    C.F.W!! R.O.T 26TH. Neither can my mates, in the vain hope I will then shut the fuck up about it(I’m a little giddy see). Fat chance. Best B’day present EVER!!!!

  20. Steve1974 says:

    Cant Fuckin Wait ! ! !
    Roll on the 1st.
    Loud and Proud in London town : )

  21. Breeze says:

    Can’t fuckin wait!!
    Roll on the 27th!!!

  22. SiN1758 says:

    What on earth makes you think no-one will be dancing during the Chutzpah tracks?!?

  23. Janina says:

    26th, 27th, 28th in London for Tattoo Convention, back on 29th…
    30th WILDHEARTS at Academy, Manchester.
    CAN’T FUCKIN WAIT!!!

  24. Peej says:

    Hey, how about putting up a youtube clip of a song or two from your rehearsals to whet the appetite of those lucky enough to be going and to frustrate the crap out of those of us unfortunate enough to reside in the Southern Hemisphere? Or an mp3 from the soundboard? Please?

  25. Gallifrey Seven says:

    I’d quite happily pay to watch them rehearse!

  26. ooh yeah says:

    I’m so excited I could eat my own poo!!!

    As long as we DO get a load of classics as well…bearing in mind that the student police have slapped a fooking curfew on the Bristol gig!!!!!!!! Bastards!!!!!

  27. Dunc + Mo says:

    cool!!!

    pls play zen requiem and people who died as well!!

    see u notts + leeds, 2 sat nites gigs = beers :-)

  28. Paddy o'reilly says:

    oi caant fockin’ wait roll on da sixty turd!

  29. art says:

    Couldn’t have put it better iddsy… CANT FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. art says:

    iddsy sort the hotel

  31. markE says:

    can’t fucking wait!! roll on the first!!!
    plastic jebus is going to be huuuuuge!

  32. Mrs McBagulely says:

    C. F. W!!!!!

    Me & the awesome Mr McBaguley are rocking the 27th, 28th & 30th gigs. YAAAAAAS!!!

  33. Matt says:

    Can’t fuckin’ wait. Roll on the 25th. Got a spare ticket if anyone’s interested.

  34. BaLaM says:

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